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I can’t really explain this video – all I’ll say is it is from the Konami Conference held today, and you need to watch it.

VERY VERY EXERCISE!

ONE MILLION TROOPS! TROOOOPS! WOOOOOOOOW!

GAMEPLAY – IT HAS IT!

MILLIONS OF NEW FEATURES!

THIS IS AN EXTREEEEEEEME! EXTREEEEEME!

PRESS X X X Y Y X X X Y Y Y Y YOU’LL BE SUCKED!

  1. Haha, I love it! That man oozes charisma to the extreeeeemeee.

  2. I had to stop watching halfway through. He was depressing me with such a awful presentation for a sequel to an awful game.

  3. avatar ForumTroll

    He doesn’t say Gameplay – It has it moron he says “Gameplay Enhancement” all I can say is fail.

    • It’s an inside joke between our E3 attendees – we had to pause it and rewind it twice. We thought he said “Gameplay – it has it!” We couldn’t stop laughing for a real long time.

  4. avatar Ferahtsu

    Maybe my half Japanese friend really isn’t gay….

  5. I think I was one of the 2 people who actually liked Ninety Nine Nights – it was fun as a mindless hack and slash – so I actually liked the video. It was funny in two entirely different ways.

  6. avatar HIGGINS!

    As I was watching this video, I was thinking of funny things to say about it. But alas, the video sucked out my soul and left me speechless in such a wrong way. I am glad that they chose such experienced speakers to handle their press conference. Kudos Konami!

  7. This video left me speechless, but obviously not in a good kind of way. I hate public speaking, but I think I would have managed to do a better job than these three. I doubt I could have made it as interesting though…

  8. Showed this to a friend, he said the Nx3 2 guy looked very preppy by the way he kept blinking the whole time.

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