I can’t really explain this video – all I’ll say is it is from the Konami Conference held today, and you need to watch it.
VERY VERY EXERCISE!
ONE MILLION TROOPS! TROOOOPS! WOOOOOOOOW!
GAMEPLAY – IT HAS IT!
MILLIONS OF NEW FEATURES!
THIS IS AN EXTREEEEEEEME! EXTREEEEEME!
PRESS X X X Y Y X X X Y Y Y Y YOU’LL BE SUCKED!
Haha, I love it! That man oozes charisma to the extreeeeemeee.
I had to stop watching halfway through. He was depressing me with such a awful presentation for a sequel to an awful game.
He doesn’t say Gameplay – It has it moron he says “Gameplay Enhancement” all I can say is fail.
It’s an inside joke between our E3 attendees – we had to pause it and rewind it twice. We thought he said “Gameplay – it has it!” We couldn’t stop laughing for a real long time.
Maybe my half Japanese friend really isn’t gay….
I think I was one of the 2 people who actually liked Ninety Nine Nights – it was fun as a mindless hack and slash – so I actually liked the video. It was funny in two entirely different ways.
As I was watching this video, I was thinking of funny things to say about it. But alas, the video sucked out my soul and left me speechless in such a wrong way. I am glad that they chose such experienced speakers to handle their press conference. Kudos Konami!
This video left me speechless, but obviously not in a good kind of way. I hate public speaking, but I think I would have managed to do a better job than these three. I doubt I could have made it as interesting though…
Showed this to a friend, he said the Nx3 2 guy looked very preppy by the way he kept blinking the whole time.