This commercial has everything: grown men with ponytails, evil bikers, oversized white suits, and some of the best one liners you’re ever likely to hear in a 60-second advertisement.

“Talkin’ to you!”

Revel in the hilarity that is a dodgy white American attempting to be a badass. Bombarded by the Oscar-worthy acting, a kickin’ soundtrack, and entirely realistic sound effects, I think my head just might explode.