For those who haven’t played No More Heroes yet: I’m sorry. Check out your local game specialty store, and pick it up for around $10, like right now (make it a self Christmas present). For those who are eagerly waiting for the sequel’s near release, feel free to check out the game’s website.

In case you’ve never heard of the series, No More Heroes is a game that puts you into the shoes of Travis Touchdown, a geek turned assassin, and pits you against ten of the world’s greatest killers in a quest to become number one. I’m refusing to post any screenshots of potential bosses, because that’s one of the best parts about the first game: venturing into unknown territory and clashing with some of the craziest characters ever created. Make sure you check out our review sometime after it’s January 26th release date!