Comments on: Man marries his DS in Guam

By: Cockhead

Cockhead — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:54:31 +0000

Well.. i guess we shuldnt judge majority of developing girls, lonly wives , widows use sex toys in this global society.. hell a woman would marry a dildo n u guys kno it!

By: Ferahtsu

Ferahtsu — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:36:31 +0000

Would him trading the game in at a store count as a divorce?

By: Jimmy Lofton

Jimmy Lofton — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:05:37 +0000

since the developers own the rights to the game and all of its content, if they get divorced does the developer get half of his stuff plus alamony?

By: mors

mors — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:49:44 +0000

Anybody else afraid of the pair spawning evil android-offsprings?

By: Martin Bigg

Martin Bigg — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:08:14 +0000

Not more scary Japanese oddities.

By: Curtis Takaichi

Curtis Takaichi — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:27:49 +0000

I met a girl from gromgasdf once and she was fine as hell. So I don’t blames him fo thsats!

By: Kevin Miller

Kevin Miller — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:04:32 +0000

Hope he got that bitch to sign a prenup. She might rob him of all his DS games in the divorce.

By: boars

boars — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:48:52 +0000

Is the DS now next-of-kin? He left everything he had to the DS…

By: Komplex

Komplex — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:48:06 +0000

How this ends?: The DS gets stolen and someone programs the thing to divorce him and take half his junk.

By: Kevin Miller

Kevin Miller — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:06:39 +0000

Awww. Congratulations to the happy couple!

By: Attilazilla

Attilazilla — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:19:30 +0000

This doesn’t really surprise me in any way; I’m pretty sure people have been marrying objects in the past. To each his own.

By: Grahame

Grahame — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:16:19 +0000

Someone should walk up to him with another copy of the game, show him that his “spouse” is cheating on him.