Get a crash cart! PC gaming is flatlining! The former titan is reeling and consoles are set to pull the plug. But what got us here? Did developers and publishers abandon an already sinking ship, or has their absence brought about the end of an era? Maybe gamers have migrated? Whatever the reason, we plan to get to the bottom of it.
We’ve made the unfortunate discovery that the podcast’s awesomeness requires a hazard suit, and we are quickly running out of staff members to humiliate, educate, and own. However, we are doing the best we can to bring another victim, er…guest, out of the fantastic talent that makes up Gamer Limit.
It has also come to our attention that Shawn Evans, pictured below, has gone missing. Last week he was brutally destroyed in a CS match against a drunken monster, none other than our own Josh Quinnett, and it’s rumored he is in a girl’s bathroom somewhere in Connecticut sucking his thumb. This picture was taken a few days before the fatal match, right after Shawn decimated the drums on Lego Rock Band, on super easy, with auto kick on. He then posed for this picture with his obscenely large dildo case. Think of the children Shawn. I hope when someone finds you they shove that hat up your ass.
Our prayers go out to him and his family.
We have a great show next Tuesday so Join me, Chris, Josh, and Paul as we make gay jokes, blanket statements, and the occasional thoughtful insight as we pontificate the future of PC gaming in another legendary episode of the Limitcast.
Make sure you leave your thoughts below. What do you think about PC gaming’s future?
Also, make sure you check out Gamer Limit’s upcoming charity event, Piece of Heart. We are partnering up with Child’s Play to bring joy to all of the children that aren’t old enough to listen to the podcast.