The achievement set for Valve’s latest foray into the zombie genre has just been revealed on Xbox360Achievements. Along with the previously leaked posters, it does a good job of spoiling most of the game’s surprises.

Read on after the jump, so that you’re ready for the post apocalyptic zombie world .

PRICE CHOPPER – 20
Survive the Dead Center campaign.

MIDNIGHT RIDER – 20
Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.

RAGIN’ CAJUN – 20
Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.

WEATHERMAN – 20
Survive the Hard Rain campaign.

BRIDGE BURNER – 20
Survive the Parish campaign.

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE – 35
Survive all campaigns on Expert.

THE REAL DEAL – 35
Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES – 30
Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

HEAD HONCHO – 15
Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.

CLUB DEAD – 15
Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.

CHAIN OF COMMAND – 15
Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.

TANK BURGER – 30
Kill a Tank with melee weapons.

SHOCK JOCK – 30
Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD – 30
Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.

ARMORY OF ONE – 15
Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.

BURNING SENSATION – 15
Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN – 20
Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.

SEPTIC TANK – 15
Use a bile bomb on a Tank.

CRASS MENAGERIE – 30
Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.

DEAD IN THE WATER – 20
Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.

ROBBED ZOMBIE – 15
Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.

CL0WND – 15
Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.

FRIED PIPER – 15
Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.

LEVEL A CHARGE – 15
Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.

ACID REFLEX – 15
Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.

A RIDE DENIED – 15
Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.

STACHE WHACKER – 15
Prove you are faster than Moustachio.

GONG SHOW – 15
Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.

GUARDIN’ GNOME – 30
Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.

WING AND A PRAYER – 30
Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.

SOB STORY – 30
Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE – 30
Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any
alarms.

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER – 30
Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.

HEARTWARMER – 20
In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS – 15
Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

QUALIFIED RIDE – 15
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.

BACK IN THE SADDLE – 15
As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET – 20
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter’s acid patch.

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS – 15
As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS – 15
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.

SCATTERING RAM – 20
As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.

MEAT TENDERIZER – 20
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER – 15
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.

BEAT THE RUSH – 15
In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

HUNTING PARTY – 15
Win a game of Scavenge.

GAS GUZZLER – 20
Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.

CACHE AND CARRY – 20
Collect – 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.

SCAVENGE HUNT – 15
Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.

FUEL CRISIS – 15
Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.

GAS SHORTAGE – 30
Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.

I’m kinda curious as to how you will be honking Clown noses and how the new bile bomb will work… I’m guessing it’ll be like a Boomer’s vomit but for the survivors.

Source: Xbox360Achievements via Kotaku