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As if the late night Girls Gone Wild commercials weren’t enough, someone has to go and create a patch that will leave our lovable Sims standing around in nothing but their birthday suit. Good grief.
The release of Sims 3 is nearly upon us, and the much anticipated title is already getting dirty. People all over the net are designing patches that allow gamers to see their favorite male and female characters in the flesh. Instead of waiting until 9pm for the girl next door to take her daily shower, we can just have our Sims take non stop back to back showers. Hooray for awkward entertainment!
Sims 3 is set to release June 2, 2009. I don’t know about you guys, but I have my patch already downloaded. Now, if I could only find a way to get the game faster, then I’d be set for some Nvidia 9800 nudity.
Source: Destructoid
Oh come on!
are people so desperate to see low resolution genitalia that they have to resort the the sims?
I’m with you Ian, Get a life really
I think the saddest part is that it was out even before the retail version.
Remember that game Singles: Flirt Up Your Life? It was basically a Sims knock-off, plus boobies, minus the fun. This reminds me of that, and also the DOA2 nude code for the Dreamcast. Yay for nudity without nipples! Weird, smooth breasts… isn’t browsing the ‘Net for porn easier than, say, going through 1,000’s of lines of code trying to find the Hot Coffee mini-game from San Andreas?
Heh, yeah. But I always apply this patch. Makes things more realistic.
IMO no patch. The male brain has no end to depravity. I know I have one, still, no patch.
LOL the guy that doesn’t want the nude patch is named Loves2Spooge…
IRONY!
well, i have had the sims, and the sims 2, now the first sims was alot easier to mod, so u had the nude patch, and then several more patches to add “extra” features to your sims, sure back in junior high that was great, then you discover porn, then you look back and say, ” damn, why would anybody need a nude patch when you can go on the internet and get more bang for your buck, well, if you visit a paysite, lol.
I download the patches mostly cause they don’t actually show any detail (it’s like a doll) but it’s better then the stupid blur. Esp when they are on the toilet and still in clothes and all blured. It’s gets annoying to see giant pixeled sims all the time when they aren’t even out of their clothes. Plus the patch isn’t like the wacky people who actually download the porn like skins to make them more realisitic. It’s just getting rid of an obnixious blur that really isn’t covering anything all that revaling. It’s no worse then Ken and Barbie.
The fact that every freaking PC game gets a nude patch proves that a lot of people desire “adult” themes in games. We have nudity in movies. What’s the difference?
Yeah!
Get DAZ3D or Poser get high resolution genitalia omgz!
Its better then the censer box’s thats in the game now
Why not use Daz and http://illusions-designs.net/catalog/ ??
You’re writing on a fucking forum about nudity in a game and you’re telling people to get a life? … Take a godamn look at the mirror, ROFL!
The censor box SUCKS! The idea that there is a censor box that CAN’T be turned off within the game SUCKS.
The world should not have to be censored and idiot proofed to protect the morally uptight morons who are too lazy to raise their kids.
What is the real shame is the need to hack a game to get “nanny-states” fingerprints out of it so a person can “customize it” to the way they like it…..after they claim its “fully customizeable”… thank god there are sane people out there willing to spend THEIR time doing what EA should have done from the beginning.
I love how people self-righteously complain about the nude patches, claiming that the folks who want them must be aberrant or sick, when they are the ones calling the nude human form – the most natural possible state – “dirty”. Who are the disturbed ones here? People who want to enhance their immersion by viewing their characters in their natural state, or those who consider the human form itself some kind of sinful horror? Maybe your therapist can help you with this, but debasing others on the comments section won’t.
you can find and download the patch here:
h**p://gamesms.us/2009/06/sims-3-uncensored-patch.html
well even though i do agree with Furiant.. i also have a more technical reason for wanting a no censor patch… i found since early sims games the blur drags borderline hardware down badly… i had this issue when i 1st got sims 2 the computer i had at the time was below the min specs but it ran it well untill the censor blur made it crawl.. once i found the cheat to kill it i spend hours playing the game with no real problems.. so it stands to reason that even up to date power house hardware can have much better performance without these needless shaders gumming up the works..
i made the post about and forgot a name… sorry for the double post but there is no edit button
I am glad there is the censor patch, the blur is there because if it wasn’t, no one could buy the game for their kids and their would be an uproar in the media and a newspaper front page that says ”Nude Sims ruin child’s life”, ”Porn found in game”.
True… its really sad how simple nudity is looked on as something pornographic today… the media has such a narrow mind and are so overly conservative that anything that is a little “indecent” in there eyes sets them off like a block of religious dogma C4…
How has anyone managed not see themselves nude in real life?
The way some of these people talk you would think so… i don’t know maybe they where the kind that was made to ware a bathing suit to take a bath growing up lol
Wouldn’t they still have to put ON the bathing suit?
yea in the dark with there eyes closed and with tongs so they never touched skin o_-
hi, whats the code i have to write to get uncensored? Sims 3 help me please
I am sick and depraved. I always have the most realistic skins available. I am always looking at porn and everything in public too. Life is soooo good when your naked. I also found on the sims 2 whips and chains and a dildo. You get mad fun with that
. Normal people are the strangest people out there. Closet cases all of em. people should teach their children that nudity is a part of life. So that more girls after the age of 18 that is would get naked more often. 
Hello everyone, Alot of people think that australian’s like myself are very outgoing and are over the top sexually. Well that’s TRUE but we don’t go around telling people they are sick for wanting a bit of nudity in there lives, I am a mother of two who loves this game and so do my children i have tought them that there is nothing wrong with nudity and to have an open mind about it in this way they are strong and open minded which to me is a lesson well learned one that i think people all over the world should learn. If there is a problem with people not wanting their children seeing the nudity then get a second hard drive and install it without the patch and restrict their children to their own hard drive instead of one hard drive for the whole family.
It’s not that hard is it ?.
I think being nude in the shower for example is natural. so if that means disgrace maybe you ppl are too paranoid and ready to attack everything that isn’t “good”. i am not searching for porn and i will not download the patch. but being naked in some situations is quite normal. if you dont see it that way, maybe you are twisted up enough to point at nipples and scream: POOOORN! Its just nipples,… it depends how you choose to look at them.
The nude “patch” does the same as the sims 2 remove blur command, no real nudity just removes the censor blur. It would be nice if there were higher resolution more anatomically correct skins files though
To spend time complaining about ppl removing the blur from a game is pathetic. Anyone can do what the h*** they want.
Is there a blur in real life when you go to the bathroom? Didn’t think so.
There are nude skin files out there, but you have to pay for them. Just google search nude”The Sims 3 nude skins” and you should be able to find the site. I for one will not pay for a file like that though, so I am waiting until I can get a free copy from somewhere. If anyone comes accross one please email me!
Ill do photoshop for you or something. ha.
well im a guy so its normal!!
I never understood that, either. Nudity is okay in R rated movies (Watchmen, anyone?) but god forbid M rated games have the same thing.
I took a shower this morning and tried looking for my censor. Call me crazy, but does Sims not stand for simulation? If we’re trying to simulate everyday life, I think a little nudity is neccessary. The only time I’d appreciate a censor is when I walk into the bathroom while Grandpa is showering. *vomit*
Well The Sims franchise, as it is, caters for countless cultures and creeds. Some of whom may be offended by digital dolls in sexy underwear or less… hence the mosaic in-game. The patch merely caters for those who aren’t and simply wish for greater… ah-hem… “realism”. There are others (the minority i’m sure) who just want to spend (n) amounts of their respective currency for “relatively” cheap thrills.
The moral: Don’t like porn – Don’t get the patch. Do like porn – get the penis, fluff and realistic skin add-ons as well as the no-mosaic patch!!
Happy gaming.
whats so sad about it… the patch was out.. before the game was.. O_o
I have to disagree completely with those saying its sad.
I want the patch myself, but not for the erotica – if your reading this then you will know you can get MILLIONS of pornsites and lots of cartoon/gaming/anime porn.
The reason for wanting it is because I just dont like the blur, also it’s fun to see low res nakedness. and i think it makes it seem a little more realistic.
I think Sims shud have a parental control option with a password thats in the book so that the blur can be removed without having to download from the internet.
Yeah but how do you download it?
HAHA. Does anybody notice she has no pubes? But yeah. Being naked is pretty much normal.
i like pie
pie is yummy
isspecialy from grammies house
is this the nerd convention. i bet this is the first time u saw a women that nude
wow i wonder on this web site by accident and find a whole bunch of nerds talking about nude sims. all of u need to get a life
I agree with Polly. This isn’t even worth the argument.
The funny thing about the peep crying about how sick this is here, is the fact most of them were searching for it in the first place.
they look like barbies when they are nude
You can buy Barbie dolls will no nipples or detail, so The Sims game should be sold like that, and then if some people want to they can develop and download “graphic” patches. Yes it is stupid that Sims wear all their clothes on the toilet and are blurred in the bath when they don’t even have genitalia to hide. I see naked Barbie dolls in charity shops all the time; same difference.
It’s not wrong.
yeaa i agree with starripes. y dont they uncensor it, and develop more detailed patches for peeople who want it that way???
i hope that’ll be the case in sims 4
i only do the patch ot make it realistic..if the patch isnt done in the shower all u see is the head taht gay if it only censord\d like the nude bits that would be alright
of series on youtube! people put on this patch so it looks more like a show!!!!!!!!!
If you’re downloading the patch for erotica purposes than yeah, it’s a little strange, but to each their own really. I personally just can’t stand the blur. I’m not going to download the patch to look at the Sims in a sexual manner. It just makes it more realistic, like others have said. Of course it’s just a game but this is a game that lets us choose what we want to do with these little people we create. If you have an issue with people talking about nudity in a game like this, think about the game itself first off. It’s a game that lets us create a character, they have children, they can get a job, go to school… It relates to things we do in real lives, although it’s still a game. Removing a blur isn’t really that serious. It’s not that shocking to see people discussing this sort of thing really. I don’t see the big deal.
Man take the@!#@ cencer patch of let’s se som sim boobs dame it
To all the negative critizers, oh sure, like your so innocent and pure. What turns one on may not for anotrher. And not everyone is built in the real world like an athlete and has the face of a star. Quit being such hypocrites, and really does it make you feel more superior to crush even further what little of an ego one has? Go and watch your sports events you brainless jocks. Oh yes of course it makes more sense to cheer for somebody that doesn’t care about you, and to live your life by someone else’s dream. Hm? Funny that sounds familiar.