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When Arnie muttered the immortal words “I’ll Be Back” all those years ago, he was actually peering through time and referring to the one-week hiatus The Week In News would be taking.

True to his (and our) word, Gamer Limit returns with a foot stool and a shoulder massage; both of which manifesting themselves in the shape of an article containing a handy collection of quick links to the week’s highlights in gaming news. So, sit back, relax, and hit the jump.

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To celebrate our third week of Twittering, we are giving away another copy of Zeno Clash! One of the most unique FPS games ever released.

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Every once in a while, you’ll come across a completely original title that was made specifically for the Xbox Live Arcade. Gastronaut Studios managed to meet this goal with the 2D Brawler Small Arms, and it seems they’ve succeeded again with Gel:Set & Match (also known as Gel).

If you’re a fan of puzzle games, I’d seriously consider checking out what Gel has to offer.

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“I don’t like FPS games” is what I tell most people. That’s not really true, though; the real truth is that I don’t care to give people the long-winded explanation as to why I don’t play them. “I’m bad at them,” I’ll say instead, “and because my PC can’t run any FPS games made in the last few years that are worth playing.”

The second part is true, and, on reflection, maybe the first part is true, too. However, I don’t have to be bad at them. The reason I’m bad at them – and the reason I don’t play them – is because FPS games shun me. The way they do it is quite simple: there is little-to-no support for people like me – people who started playing FPS on console way back when.

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Recently, Atlus announced that they had secured the rights to release Demon’s Souls in the United States. While we don’t have any news of a release date, there are some pretty cool screenshots to be seen after the jump Read more… »

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Final Fantasy fans can finally lay to rest any rumor that the next numbered installment of Final Fantasy would come around this holiday. Although we don’t know how far into 2010 it’ll be, but we finally have confirmation on a massive scale.

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In 2004 the poker game Texas Hold ‘Em exploded into popularity.  Doubtless you’ve been invited to poker tournaments by friends, learned the game, and gotten over the financially frivolous fad.  However, developer Wideload Games has decided that the poker craze doesn’t need death, it needs rejuvenation.  The name of the game here is playing with virtual money and cheating recklessly.  Is it worth gambling your download dollars on? Read more… »

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Platinum Games has published another exciting trailer for their upcoming action game Bayonetta. The trailer gives us a little more taste on the plot where Bayonetta seems to be the only Umbra Witch remaining, as well as some gameplay footage that shows her battling against demons and riding a motorcycle.

Hit the jump to watch the new trailer.

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Can’t wait for E3? Neither can we. The small trickle of new information is enough to keep us chomping at the bit for the big reveals, and the blowout of information! These new details from Mass Effect 2 come courtesy of OXM.

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Don’t panic! It is not December, you haven’t fallen into a coma and woken up on Boxing Day; much loved plasticine duo Wallace and Gromit now appear in video game form. Telltale Games, creators of the new Sam and Max Adventures and Strong Bad’s cool game for attractive people have released a point and click adventure based on Nick Park’s award-winning, stopmotion-animated films.

Wallace and Gromit’s Grand Adventures will be digitally distributed over four episodes: Fright of the Bumblebees, The Last Resort, Muzzled and The Bogey Man. These will see the madcap inventor and his intelligent, trusty dog get into comedy scrapes across a variety of settings. The first installment tested here deals with the dark issue of steroid and growth hormone use in farming…..bee farming.

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The Bionic colon cleanse
By: | May 23rd, 2009

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In the words of the great Steven Seagal, “you’re going to have to go to your favorite proctologist, and get a nice, soothing ointment” after watching this video: it’s that disturbing.

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The MMORPG world is a volatile beast. With dozens of MMOs released each year, gamers are forced to wade through the not – so – good games to the true gems hidden in the mire. On top of that, release dates are finicky, some games are stuck in limbo for months after the predicted launch date, and some never make it to beta at all.

I’ve devised a list of  5 MMOG/RPG titles planned to launch (“planned” being the keyword here) in 2009 that look to be the most promising. Hopefully these games can give any jaded WoW players out there something else to look forward to when even Hello Kitty Online seems tempting.

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